Sunday, December 9, 2007

The Joys of Mommyhood

I DIDN'T KNOW BECOMING A PARENT MEANT.....


~Stacking this months unread magazine on top of last months unread magazine.

~Eating dinner like we are trying to break the Guinness World Record for the most pasta swallowed in the shortest amount of time. Standing up.

~Letting my husband choose between poop and taking the dog out as a conversation topic.

~Figuring out how to pee without putting the baby down.

~Learning ninja like reflexes to save your son from having an "Ah Oh" moment.

~Wearing a bra that looks like something from a 1930's Sears catalogue. Even when sleeping.

~Doing "ride that horsey" for the umpteenth time, just to here that precious giggle for the umpteenth time.

~Spending three hours getting the baby to sleep and then waking him up two minutes later to make sure he's still breathing.


Photo Sharing - Video Sharing - Photo Printing - Photo Books



~Making endless promises to your beloved pet that "One day, this too, shall pass".

~Forgetting what I was.....

3 comments:

Michelle said...

Oh that hair!! Love it! XOXO

Lisa said...

It gets easier and life returns to somewhat normal... then you get pregnant with your second! :)

LOVE the picture. Looks like Grayson and his lab are going to be 2 peas in a pod. Grace and our lab, Sammie, are best buds!!

Andréa said...

That is the cutest picture! I just love how Bentley swallows grayson! Somehow I don't think Mocha's going to grow to accomplish that ;-) Love you guys and thanks so much fo rhelping me register!!