THIRTEEN THINGS THAT SAY, "I'M A MOMMY"...
1. You rock when you are standing in line........alone.
2. You excuse yourself to go to the bathroom but refer to it as "potty".
3. You give another mom or dad dealing with a fussy child a "I feel your pain" look as you pass.
4. Stomachs are called "Belly's or Tummy's".
5. You catch yourself humming the theme song to your child's favorite cartoon.
(In our case The Backyardigan's)
6. You step on and off the break at a red light to calm your fussy baby.
7. STAINS, STAINS and more STAINS!
8. You check to make sure your boobs aren't leaking.
9. There is always a wipe close by for emergencies.
10. If you go out to eat, it's always around 5:oo, and you must have your diaper bag, high chair cover, sanitizing wipes, disposable bibs, disposable placemats and your precious little one on your hip when making your grand entrance. Not to mention your husband, following behind, rolling his eyes.
11. You can carry 100 things in your arms and still be able to answer a phone, unlock your car and open a door...
12. You pull out your wallet and a diaper, wipe, bag of snacks, teething ring or sassy fall out!
13. All your little one wants.........is you!!!
1 comment:
I can actually say... I FEEL your pain! You forgot when your at a random store, some baby cries (not yours of course) and your boob starts tingleing cuz "they think its time!"
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