Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Tantrums Make it Better


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I'm a huge fan of the tantrum. Temper tantrums? Damn! I love me some of those. Being kicked in the face? Bring it. Having to scrape a child off the grass or asphalt? Better than Monday night television.


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I'm especially fond of the public outburst. The sudden possessed-by-devil-screams out of nowhere because of a dropped-blueberry at Sprouts. LOVE THAT! Especially when surrounded by my-kid-is-so-much-more-well-behaved-than-your-child parents who scoff and roll their eyes. Who eye me like I obviously can't handle my child. Awesome!


But even better than all of that is dragging a screaming child to the car on a leash, seven million miles away on foot in the 90 degree muggy heat because I'm trying to wean said child off the stroller, with fourteen bags of produce and a giant bag of crap that's supposed to cure tantrums, i.e. pacifiers, cookies, coffee, heineken, etc, and having all of that stuff thrown in the parking lot when offered.

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Mr. Independent will definately let you know who's boss!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

and don't forget the feet pushing on your chest when he wants down. Awesome and not painful at all! lol!!

Leslie said...

Oh my gosh....you make me laugh so hard!!! : )

Lisa said...

Oh my! Time for time outs... what a joyful age :)

OH and the tantrums just get louder and longer :)